Pants that played roles in major historic events
Much like the pants that Che Guevara wore to help him win his revolution, there are many important people and events in history that were affected in some way by pants. These that follow are just a few of the many, many historical happenings and people that involved pants in some way.
The American Revolution
Britches ain't nothin' but pants & clothes
As I might have mentioned before, George Washington wore pants, probably britches, that sounds like a 1700's word for pants. So anyway, General Washington, seen here crossing the Delaware, shows off his britches fully to the painter in the next boat over. Now, I'm not sure of the size of the river, nor do I intend to Google it. But I'd assume that it's pretty big.
Now the Delaware River may be pretty big, but still, that's one darn good painter to have done such a good painting in such a short time. That's just incredible. I mean, so little time to make something amazing takes a lot of skill. It took me like three whole days (one hour a day) in art class to make this:
Now the Delaware River may be pretty big, but still, that's one darn good painter to have done such a good painting in such a short time. That's just incredible. I mean, so little time to make something amazing takes a lot of skill. It took me like three whole days (one hour a day) in art class to make this:
More American Revolution Characters
Notice how he is touching electricity with his right finger. What made him cool enough to do that? His pants? Maybe.
The photo here is of Benjamin Franklin when he found out that lightning was electricity. Notice how he is the only one wearing pants? That's why he discovered lightning. Pants help conduct awesome things, like lightning, guns and gun holsters, the hands of hot women, the leather seats of a tight-ass car, and cool-ass belts, to name a few. Just look at this beasty belt buckle: